The Mighty Boosh TV

Vince is MCing a night at the Velvet Onion, which is being headlined by The Black Tubes, who have a strict thin-legs policy. Although Vince is desperate to join as their singer, they will only allow him to if he can fit into a pair of drainpipe trousers that they give him. After learning that Jurgen Haabermaaster, a Danish art-house director, will be in the audience to see acclaimed actor Sammy the Crab, Howard tries to get onto the bill in a bid to win a part in one of Jurgen’s films. (more…)

Howard and Vince plan to travel to America to perform on the Pie Face Showcase. Due to Howard’s fear of flying, they travel by boat, but are thrown overboard and stranded on a desert island for Vince’s giving the captain a haircut whilst he slept. Howard’s condition quickly deteriorates due to lack of nourishment, so they decide to eat coconuts. Howard begins keeping a journal, and Vince fashions bamboo drainpipes.
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After Howard becomes determined to be a writer to impress Mrs Gideon, Vince’s illustrated stories about a hideous bubble gum creature named Charlie become famous and he becomes a writer. However, his dream is quickly shattered by Dixon Bainbridge. Meanwhile, Howard undergoes psychiatric help from resident shaman Naboo, and Bob Fossil starts a new breeding program for the pandas.
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